Do
you think you’re stupid?
Then
you must wonder why airlines treat you that way when boarding.
Think
about it.
When boarding,
you’re asked for your boarding pass so staff can direct you to your seat.
When
there’s only one aisle, this makes absolutely no sense.
There
is only one way you can go.
Straight.
However,
before you’re allowed to go straight, you must hand over your boarding pass.
So
someone else can read it.
And
then tell you to go straight.
This
is customer service gone wrong.
When would
you ever need help finding your seat?
Seat
directions are alpha numerical.
There
is no foreign language to decipher.
No
code to interpret.
Nothing
to understand.
Even
if you've never been on a plane before, you can still figure it out.
Also,
have you ever tried boarding the plane without handing your boarding pass over?
It’s
impossible.
No amount
of side stepping or smooth talking can get you by.
The
handing over of the boarding pass seems to have become a rite of passage.
It
doesn't matter how many times you've traveled.
How
sure you are where your seat is.
Or how
capable you are of walking in a straight line.
Until
you complete the rite of passage,
Ridiculous.
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